Tuesday, July 16, 2013

QUITTING IS FOR QUITTERS!

soooo i'm back....  by popular demand.... of my cat.
but really because i have the BEST news for ALL (three) of my fans:
LONGSOXFIT is BACK!! yay!!



well hello jimmay,
i am glad you took my great advice and decided to continue the blog. now you can tell everyone how you got 1st slash 4th place in the Spartan race... oh wait, you already did, whatever. first bird gets the worm, but second mouse gets le fromage. i got 9403rd place in the Cooper River Bridge Run, so got a little competition here!

in your first post of the comeback, you ask "why" people like paying $50-100 to dress up like superheroes, jump through mud, get bruised and bloody, and come home smelling like a boys' dorm room?
i can sum this up for you in 3 words or less: White People Having Fun. #thanksHistoryChannel

i run for free food at the finish line,
z

p.s. would a Cheese Run be marketable?! i have all these ideas...