this is sparta?!

Achilles Jimopolis,

so, you want to be america's next top spartan?

 mmmmm. 

abs-olutely fierce!

*le sigh* you know, men don't look like that in the 21st century...

i blame the vegetarians with their "pieces of meat have feelings too" nonsense! no they don't.

but hanyway, the spartan race looks like a funsplosion; however, signing up for this weekend?!
i am impressed, nay, inspired by your "i am more badass than Chuck Norris, Jason Statham, and Ahhnold combined" attitude toward fitness!

and let's be honest, this race is basically everything that we look for in a gym:

1. babes!

2. wipeout obstacle course:

3. mud
  
4. babes in mud:

keep that mud out of my yoo-hoo!

5. latest exercise equipment from Asia

gooo spartans,
z