Thursday, March 21, 2013

letter to wichita st

quit playing games with my heart.
z
p.s. it's over. it's not me, it's you. 

Monday, March 4, 2013

DIY: sweatpant cut-off shorts!

it's fashion week somewhere, and famous designers are coming up with the latest trends quicker than Lady Gaga can say "bacon!"

2013: fashion backward is fashion forward

but when it comes to fitness fashion, celebrities who are just like us have moved on from Twilight-wolf-guy jorts to Chris Pine sweatpant-shorts!


here is how to make your own sweatpant-shorts:
Step 1: get some old sweatpants
Step 2: cut them to preferred length
Step 3: put sweatpant shorts on
Step 4: throw away scraps OR make a cute outfit for a goat!

meeehhhh bitches

                                     
(images from google gods)

Friday, March 1, 2013

don't suck (at sports)

fitness nation, 

the mating season has officially kicked off (on valentine's day duh), and as predicted by our chief meteorologist punxatawney phil, clothes will be flying off sooner than expected this year!!


omg look at that freshly cut grass!

yes it's time to get that body ready for exposure, so get outside and kick it like real athletes (slash models) because SPORTS ARE FOR EVERYONE!! 

1. Boys like .... ALL SPORTS... (and are totally lying!)
2. Girls like ... SPORTS (THAT ARE NOT SPORTS)


3. Feminists like.... BADMINTON (really, they just like hitting (shuttle) cocks)
4. Gay dudes like .... ANYTHING WITH BALLS (yea representin' LGBLT!)
5. Politicians like... FOOTBALL (they're sooo Amurrcan but also sooo foreign-relation-y)
6. Michael Jackson fans like.... SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING 



7. Tweens like...  TAYLOR SWIFT (#thingsiwillneverunderstandandhashtagstoo)

choosing the right sport will obviously make you less likely to suck at it. so this spring, buy some sweet long sox, join a sports team, and meet fun new people!! (personally, i prefer adding strangers on Facebook and sending them a "I know you're Batman, your secret is safe with me" message ... yea guess who's got 500+ superhero friends?!)

put the 'meat' in 'team'
z


(all google images)