fitness nation,
(all google images)
the mating season has officially kicked off (on valentine's day duh), and as predicted by our chief meteorologist punxatawney phil, clothes will be flying off sooner than expected this year!!
omg look at that freshly cut grass!
yes it's time to get that body ready for exposure, so get outside and kick it like real athletes (slash models) because SPORTS ARE FOR EVERYONE!!
1. Boys like .... ALL SPORTS... (and are totally lying!)
2. Girls like ... SPORTS (THAT ARE NOT SPORTS)
3. Feminists like.... BADMINTON (really, they just like hitting (shuttle) cocks)
4. Gay dudes like .... ANYTHING WITH BALLS (yea representin' LGBLT!)
5. Politicians like... FOOTBALL (they're sooo Amurrcan but also sooo foreign-relation-y)
7. Tweens like... TAYLOR SWIFT (#thingsiwillneverunderstandandhashtagstoo)
choosing the right sport will obviously make you less likely to suck at it. so this spring, buy some sweet long sox, join a sports team, and meet fun new people!! (personally, i prefer adding strangers on Facebook and sending them a "I know you're Batman, your secret is safe with me" message ... yea guess who's got 500+ superhero friends?!)
put the 'meat' in 'team'
z
