Thursday, August 2, 2012

don't russia while european

surf-cycling jimmothy,

first thing's first: your little facebook status bragging away about your 10,000 page hits, well, while i only have 415 hits, 67 of those are from Russia! yep, кириллица betch!   
(that's cyrillic for the word "cyrillic") 
and since i have such high viewership from Russia, i'd like to do a short photo feature on Russia's Olympic performance:


uh where can i get these sweet track suits?!

That reminds me... remember our "Stop Whining or We'll Give You Something To Whine About Club?!" Well, you're getting awful close to being voted out of it!  All I see in your little Plagues of Surfcycle Diary is whaa-whaa it's soo hot riding on a motorcycle with leather on in the 100 degree heat, oh no, my mocha frapuccino is melting, but then it rained and a strange man invited me to his home, and then something or someone got killed, but not spiders, and you were trapped in sand...


quicksand training = excellent full body workout and/or death

jimmay, when things get you down... ФУЦКИТ

beat the heat,
z


p.s. pinterest is for stay-at-home moms.  stay away.  from pinterest.  not moms.
p.s.2. the long sox on that chick are BANANAS AMAZING, I DIE!