other lessons learned

jim may dear,
while you're focusing on blogging lessons learned, i have shifted my focus to the bracket lessons learned from my worst loser bracket ever... and i'd like to take this time to share those with you:

1. always pick the sexy school (slash coach)
take VCU for example with their adorable coach... i picked freakin wichita?! and colorado, the land of sexy sausage fests! (who put the "buff" in "buffalo"?!) if there is one thing we should take away from charlie sheen, it's that sexy = winning!


 
warning: this rule does not apply to the power of the uni-brow-er... kentucky is a beast
 
2. math can suck it
neither stats nor vector calculus will help you with brackets.  if henson runs down the court at 13 seconds and marshall passes him the ball at 10 seconds, will unc win the game?! doesn't matter if both are riding the bench.

3. listen to your dreams
nooo i'm not talking about my Shirts vs. Skins NCAA tourney dreams!  just pick the teams you want to win, anything is possible.

4. get lehigh...
...next time.

yours,
coach z