omg jimBold,
donde esta your blog posts?!
people are getting fat out there, and you have a motherly obligation to encourage and inspire the testosterone nation as our personal trainer of life! and no excuses (ie. your period), as i will now give you some post ideas to DEMOLISH that fitness brain fart:
Idea #Uno - throw a flash workout!
you know how that flash mob is so hot right now? i think you can do anything really. flash workout. flash dance. flash strip. flash flash. flash orgy. so many unexplored options.
Idea #Dos - wear a sports bra for a day!
you have to appeal to your female readers, and what better way than to talk about boobs?! surely, the males will not object (include pics, they are visual creatures).
Idea #Tres - answer reader questions!
how do sumo wrestlers stay fit? do plants work out? how many buff bros does it take to screw (-in a light bulb)?
Idea #Quatro - just use lotsa fitness-y words like EXPLOSIVE POWER and PUMP and BLAST and DEMOLISH and UNLEASH...
...except when you're talking about the laxative diet.
and as discussed, i would be honored to do a guest post on your blog, maybe even a vlog. you never know.
tight end,
z
donde esta your blog posts?!
people are getting fat out there, and you have a motherly obligation to encourage and inspire the testosterone nation as our personal trainer of life! and no excuses (ie. your period), as i will now give you some post ideas to DEMOLISH that fitness brain fart:
Idea #Uno - throw a flash workout!
you know how that flash mob is so hot right now? i think you can do anything really. flash workout. flash dance. flash strip. flash flash. flash orgy. so many unexplored options.
Idea #Dos - wear a sports bra for a day!
you have to appeal to your female readers, and what better way than to talk about boobs?! surely, the males will not object (include pics, they are visual creatures).
Idea #Tres - answer reader questions!
how do sumo wrestlers stay fit? do plants work out? how many buff bros does it take to screw (-in a light bulb)?
Idea #Quatro - just use lotsa fitness-y words like EXPLOSIVE POWER and PUMP and BLAST and DEMOLISH and UNLEASH...
...except when you're talking about the laxative diet.
and as discussed, i would be honored to do a guest post on your blog, maybe even a vlog. you never know.
tight end,
z
