specs on the pecs

j-homey,
while you were at the beach spectating the yoga hot-totties, i was there too checking out some buff beach bros (for tattoo ideas mainly of course), when all of a sudden, i was like "whoa, is that a male model?!"

or a mail model?!

"hey girl i was just calling to tell you that i'm mailing you a letter. 

no i love you more. nooooo i love you more. kbye"

for serious though, having been in the yoga instructor's position before (not as a yoga instructor, but this one time when jess and i were doing a hula dance workout and then realized her neighbor was watching us from his balcony), it does encourage you to be EXTRA fitness-y (oh that poor neighbor's virgin eyes!)


namaste no mo,
z

beach bitch!

why hello jimmay.

i am not a quitter. which is why after our Long Sox Inc. meeting at the beach this weekend (or as some call it "hot-bod sox-off"), i have decided to return to the wonderful world of blogosphere. let's say i was on vacay for three months! that's how i roll.

LongSox - fresh denna muh fuh

i do see i've missed out on quite a few comments to your blog and i'm also kinda sad because i missed the auditions for the new lax chick flick Crooked Arrows (i guess i should have been reading your blog), but i will get to that once i inspire some people by posting what i learned at the LongSox meeting this weekend:

1. Can I do a Frisbee challenge in 12 seconds?!
Nope! Despite peer pressure at its finest, a frisbee challenge (not sponsored by PBR) cannot be done in 12 seconds, but can be done in 30!  Just not by me.  I did however manage to win the Bronze medal, despite the last second throw-up-back-down incident (talkin' bout peaches 'n' beer, but we don't talk about that in the blog).

Here are the full standings:
1. CHAMPION OF THE SUN  -- "This is Hard" AWARD & BEST STRATEGY  -- TIME: 30:09
2. LONG SOX FIT J  -- BEST slash LONGEST BURP (and Best Tank Top)! -- TIME: 40:14
3. THE FOAM PRINCESS (me!)  --  BRAVEHEART AWARD   -- TIME: 01:05:00
4. THE DUDE   --  HONORABLE MAN MENTION  --  TIME: 01:09:00
5. KTAP  --  "A for Effort" AWARD  --  TIME: like 5 minutes or so, but she did it!!

alba gu braath!

2. Some say "dark colors" make you look fit. I say "SHORT SHORTS/LONG SOX/PARTY TANK" make you look fit... and AWESOME!

3. Surfing is probably a better workout than floating in an inner tube. 
My dreams of becoming a part-time River Rat model are not shattered, yet! And I have to thank you, j-meglio, for letting me borrow your rashie so I can surf without flashing all the beach bros.  At one point, I even stopped thinking about sharks and had the following revelation: "wow: working out works!" Just kidding, I pretended I was this guy! Uh Costa Rica Spring Break 2013 woot?!

twas good to reunite, until we meet again young sir,

respek,
z