the simple joys of carb-loading

jimmy-john,

i am 3 posts behind again, must be the short sox curse or something. same reason you didn't get 1st place in the spartan race. long sox are key. so what's my excuse this time?!

well as you know, school started, so a few important public health things i had to deal with:

1. "freshman fifteen," am i safe from it as a non-freshman?

which one of these guys ate 15 freshmen?!

2. inner-tube-water-basketball = canceled :(
so the unc pool is closed because of "Asbestos" (who is this latino man? and why did he pee in it?), therefore partaking in this great activity will be unlikely.

3. should i start an unsolicited fitness advice column? (err "don't ask, do tell")
should you get in the cage with a tiger? should you eat babies? were you ever a baby? i got the answers to these and much more.

but let's face it, 1 of your 3 posts that i missed deserves a mckayla face. and it's not the serial killer one. that is my favorite true horror story. yea you guessed it, the gym review posts, they even make chris brown almost do a mckayla face.

source: freakin google duh

justdoit,
z