Thursday, August 1, 2013

no money no problems

yo j-money,
you getting all b-school on me is giving me like 100% zero motivation to blog about your blog.
i mean i guess fitness profits are important, but sometimes fitness is a gift.

simple DIY birthday gift

a few other great fitness gifts:
1. a high-five
2. "days i didn't go to the gym and had the best day ever" punch card
3. mouthguard
4. last but not least, LONG SOX ... that look like leg hair.
5. and the very last, at last... fitness books!

 
so does this mean i'm fat and dumb?

a few horrible fitness gifts:
1. a personal trainer -- "hi, i'm your personal trainer (in bed). we will now do some push ups (in bed). why are you staring at me (in bed). freak (in bed)"
2. a massage with a sad ending
3. lettuce

love yourself until you learn to love yourself,
me